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Chorus:
Holy cow we're all
mad now
The mad, mad, moo,
moo, cow, cow
"How now"
said the mad brown cow
We've all gone mad,
mad, mad, now
Verse 1:
The mad, mad, moo,
moo, cow, cow
Has got the country
in a row, now
We're eating porky
worky pie, 'cause we just don't wanna die
There's no steak and
kidney pud, because the beef's no good
The mad, mad, moo,
moo, cow, cow
Has killed the cat
that chased the bow wow
Well we had a little
cat but the BSE got that
And now we're all
mad, mad, mad, now
Chorus:
Holy cow we're all
mad now
The mad, mad, moo,
moo, cow, cow
"How now"
said the mad brown cow
We've all gone mad,
mad, mad, now
Verse 2:
The mad, mad, moo,
moo, cow, cow
Has put the chickens
up for sale now
With salmonella in a
pie, it's enough to make you cry
There's no beef
burgers to eat, and the chips are obsolete
The mad, mad, moo,
moo, cow, cow
Has made the doctor
raise an eyebrow
Well the doctor came
to tea, but he caught the BSE
And now we've got a
mad quack, quack now
Chorus:
Holy cow we're all
mad now
The mad, mad, moo,
moo, cow, cow
"How now"
said the mad brown cow
We've all gone mad,
mad, mad, now
Middle 8:
The silly moo, left
the Irish stew and ate a rump of moo steak
The silly moo, left
the Irish stew
Now she's, nutty as a fruit-cake
Chorus:
Holy cow we're all
mad now
The mad, mad, moo,
moo, cow, cow
"How now"
said the mad brown cow
We've all gone mad,
mad, mad, now
Fine:
We've all gone mad,
mad, mad, now
The mad, mad, moo,
moo, cow, cow
Jim Redgewell © 2002 |